Monday 30 April 2012

2)Trouble in the park

                                                Our intrepid  fury pair rush out

                                                    Keen noses quickly discover the grim truth
An inocent young seadling cut down before its time.
 It's a bad case of floraside


 Doggy detectives appeal to the public for any leads.


                                                   Distrought mother droops in public.

1)News flash from the park

It was a quiet afternoon at the station, Dogie detectives Spice and Bella were catching up on some important paperwork.

When in rushed desk sargent Kray rushed in; theres been an inscident in the park
Bigotree's been shouting at the poor flowers again
                                       he reckons they're just not woody enough

                        the daring duo rush to the squad car, pity niether of them drive

Sunday 29 April 2012

Bella's feeling down

this weather's getting bella down
                     a few April showers at this time of year are to be expected 
                             but this is wet too bloody wet

                            I haven't see mud like this since 1916 the battle of the Somme
                                        can you drive home faster please, I'm frrrreeezing
I'm staying here in the warm
                                         Reg's happy, if the house f loods he's free.......
                    Come to think of it maybe its him who keeps leaving the taps on
I'm off...guilty whistling
Its a Dogs life

Saturday 28 April 2012

pet corner

another wet day

                                                             everyday's a wet day me
                                                                  thats very Zen

 his name s Reg and he is very Zen, since he learnt how to meditate in Broadmoor
Reg never went to Broadmoor, I did
sorry Ronni I get confussed you being twins an all



 we will of course pass on any tips The Krays tiwns have for living a tranquil life.

But now its time for a walk as its actually stopped raining

Friday 27 April 2012

a mothers domestic rant


Its no good I cant ignore it any longer I'm gonna enter my teenage sons bedroom. i think i need a skip and shovel


1 bin liner full of rubbish, 3 cups, 8 plates, 6 forks, 4 knives and a spoon removed in the 1st 10 Min's



‎23 coat hangers, a big pile of washing, another bin bag and I'm a bit scared of what’s under the bed. wish me luck, I may be some time


‎3 house keys!!!!!!
bellow my new piece of concepual fine art clear a space in the Tate Modern