H is for hormonal

some days the world  needs a little warning

I am a woman of a certain age and yes its definitely happening
 the era of the MENOPAUSE is with us.
Well technically, Perry Menopause.
Some days I'm fine, but other days I shouldn't be allow out alone
and then only with baby reins and a dummy.
On the bright side,
Menopausal hysteria sure beats the hell out of a teenage strop.